ganondorf:

maliciouscigarette:

The Bible says Tetris and Puyo Puyo, not these “DT-cannon” and “4-wide” abominations.

stonerzelda:

I run a ytp sanctuary…yea a lot of them that once flourished 15 years ago tread close to endangerment now, so we do what we can to keep them happy and active here…oh look, that ones firin his lazar!! Haha he loves to “blahhhgh”. It’s a sign of contentment. We used to house them with the Kings but we found it was safer to seperate their enclosures on account of the threat of getting dinner blasted. Hm? Oh yeah thats Shaggys cage, he needs to be kept seperate to thrive because he keeps realizing we’re the sherrif cuz we’re out here and hes in there

babytreepiig:

shoutout to this dude specifically

ap0stle:

“i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do”

when i get home from work:

quintsmachete:

“mid” wife?…..ha, ha……no such thing.

pinene:

google you gotta relax

chekhovs-tantrum:

itsagrimm:

Naberius Tern is the Ken to Barbie Ianthe Tridentarius.

Naberius Tern is the Ken to Corona Tridentarius. Ianthe is a Chuckie doll that broke into your home to snort your mom’s Crystal Lite packets

miserywizard:

“Im looking for meth AND phedamines”